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Topic: Indictment under The Pyrate Artikles..

Captain Black Mark
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From:Beached in Bucks, England
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 04-24-2001 02:20 PM

Hear ye, hear ye. I do hereby indict one Aroey Barbarossa, also known as LongbenAvery, Henkie Morgen, Ben Avery and many other aliases, on the following charges, as is my right, and duty even, under the aforementioned Pyrate Artikles:-

that he did on sundry and several occasions behave in such a manner as to bring into disrepute (that is to say, even more disrepute than is good fer us) the good name o' the Cutthroats forum by so-called raidin' without due care and attention (or even ability);

that he did treacherously and without consent assume leadership of an alliance (to whit the LCA, in which I must declare an interest) and then renege on us, the b@st@rd;

that he has on numerous occasions driven even the most mild-mannered of pirates (to whit, one Undead Jack of this brotherhood) to a fit of rage;

that he has blatantly and shamelessly assumed numerous identities in vain attempts to ingratiate himself with said pissed-off pirates;

that he has unilaterally, and without her prior consent, declared a pirate queen in these very islands;

and finally, that we can't understand a bloody word 'e says.

Any pirates wishing to add further charges te this indictment are, of course, free te do so. The more the merrier, I says. Evidence is optional, but may be good fer a laugh.

The accused 'as 12 hours te answer the charges and make a vain attempt to defend 'imself.

Suggested sentences to be passed when 'e is found guilty would be gratefully received.

Thank'ee kindly fer yer attention.

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Capt. Catcher
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Posts: 23
From:Cheyenne, WY. USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 04-24-2001 03:16 PM

Here, here!

Let's nail the bloody bastid to the bow 'is own ship so 'e can truly be the "leader" of his flock, or string 'im up, tar & feather him! Who wants to organise a "boarding" party in his honor? Do or die!

Fletcher Christian
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posted 04-24-2001 06:26 PM

I concur with the indictment. I believe that I should serve as judge, since the rest of you have sacked Dutch towns, while I haven't bothered with the bastards (not in the latest game anyway), thereby making me more partial.

KingWilliam
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Posts: 387
From:barberton oh usa/Cartegena S.A.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 04-24-2001 06:37 PM

Wells Capt.Black Mark alls I's got ta say's is dis.........................YE cuver'd it all mate.HAAAAAAR! Hang 'im by 'is bullocks.

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May all scots be free and me pirates winds be ta their backs.An' beware ye scurvy english dogs I's watch'in ye Haar!An' me Celts be free of tyranny.An' de black ship be d@mn'd.I's Admiral of de Mercesdes named afta me own Muther Arrrg! what a Grand lady she was too!

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Karn
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From:Surfside Beach, SC USA
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 04-24-2001 09:27 PM

Aye, mate! Well said!
Maybe as punishment we should make 'im translate all o' 'is posts into english.

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Cpt Fluffy Pants
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Posts: 54
From:Melbourne, Vic, Aus
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 04-24-2001 10:58 PM

I say chaps.

I believe I should be the Judge in this case, my apologies re: Mr Christian.
On the following rationales:
1) That I hold in disdain all other pirates for having such a lack of care toward appropriate trousers and
2)that all Dutchman look alike to me, there fore I will not be able to discriminate against or for the said and aforementioned Ben Avery of Barborossa.

Yours in Earnset,

Cpt FLUFFY "The hanging low and swinging in the wind judge" PANTS

Cpt Fluffy Pants
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From:Melbourne, Vic, Aus
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 04-24-2001 10:59 PM

AND furthermore, that I have never read one of his post, further predisposing me to a fare trial.

That is all
Gentlemen.

Merry ANZAC day one and all.

Undead Jack
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Posts: 627
From:six feet under
Registered: May 2000

posted 04-24-2001 11:46 PM

I must add another charge:

That he caused me grave pain with the headache I received when I attempted to "speak" in the same manner as he does. My eyes just came uncrossed this morning and I still get a nervous twitch whenever I see a Dutch Boy paint advertisement. I seek 1 million pesos retribution or his carcass for the Minions; either one is fine with me.

Undead Jack

Captain Black Mark
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Posts: 639
From:Beached in Bucks, England
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 04-25-2001 12:24 AM

Thank 'ee, gentlemen. To Captain Fluffy Pants, sir, while the qualifications ye mentioned would indeed imply that ye may be a fair and honest judge, and whilst you do 'ave , without a doubt, the finest pants in the land, Mr Christian did put 'isself up first, so I reckons 'e gets the job. 'E 'as the added advantage o' bein' acquainted wid much o' the evidence (not that evidence is too important) and is therefore more likely te return a "guilty" verdict, which is, after all, what we're lookin' fer, ain't it?

Anyways, any more charges te be considered? Any further imaginative senetences te be passed after the verdict?

Cheers, lads (& lasses)

Captain Black Mark
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From:Beached in Bucks, England
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 04-25-2001 05:19 AM

Ok, so the 12 hours is well past. No defence 'as been presented. I'm prepared te give it another few hours, though I don't think 'es goin' te play, is 'e? Obviously, 'is silence is further proof of 'is guilt. So, Fletch, if'n ye'd like te prepare yerself to pass the "guilty" verdict, we can move on te the interestin' bit - the sentencin'. I think ye should be wearin' one o' them little black hankies what they put over their wigs, but ye don't 'ave te wear the wig itself.

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Cpt Fluffy Pants
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From:Melbourne, Vic, Aus
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 04-25-2001 05:31 AM

Dear Mr Black Mark,

I did say Fare trial, not Fair.

In other words:

Guilty Verdict = 30,000pesos
last time I checked the going exchange rates.

Sin - cerely
Cpt FLUFFY PANTS

Captain Black Mark
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Posts: 639
From:Beached in Bucks, England
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 04-25-2001 05:36 AM

OK, Fluffy. Seein' as yer 'ere, an willin' te be bribed (though I don't know as a bribe is warranted in this case), over te yer.
Pyrate court in session, The Hon. Capt. Fluffypants presidin'.

(The cash is on it's way).

Madman1
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Posts: 137
From:Woonsocket, RI
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 04-25-2001 06:49 AM

He be consortin' wit da enemy as we speak!
http://seadogs.bethsoft.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/003525.html

I sez we give 'im ta th' Minions!

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KingWilliam
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Posts: 387
From:barberton oh usa/Cartegena S.A.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 04-25-2001 07:15 AM

Madman whats ye gots agaen UJ,don'ts ye tinks 'e 'as suffered enuff,wit dis scurvy rat?I's say we's ignores 'im fer a month a sundaes,no reply's ta 'is post.And maybes a keelhaul er tew.

Captain Black Mark
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Posts: 639
From:Beached in Bucks, England
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 04-25-2001 07:31 AM

Well, UJ did say 'e wuz prepared te take 'is carcass inte service in the Minions. I dunno if'n thar'll be much of it left by the time we's finished wid it, though

Undead Jack
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Posts: 627
From:six feet under
Registered: May 2000

posted 04-25-2001 08:13 AM

I warned SD about Fairy. Just follow the link that Madman supplied above. The funniest thing about the whole Sea Dogs situation is that I told him to go join them and pull his crap over there so he'd leave us alone, and the bastid did it!!!! What a lemming. The kid can't even think for himself. I just hope that SD doesn't get p!ssed at me for submitting them to Fairy's crap. Oh well.

Undead Jack

Mr Incognito
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From:Me Flagship - The Grim Reaper
Registered: Dec 1999

posted 04-25-2001 09:27 AM

Jack, I tink yee've unleashed a tickin' time bomb by presuading tha git ta sail Sea Dog waters!

They's sure ta get sick 'o 'im 'n come lookin' fer tha scurvy bastids that marooned 'is sorry hide thar!!!

All I can say ta that is.... bring 'em on! We're over-due a good 'ol Pirate melee!

Pike Masters
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Posts: 523
From:London
Registered: May 2000

posted 04-25-2001 11:46 AM

Dis here trial seems over an done wit afore it has even started.

Not a peep frem dutchie who has fled tha forum an tried ta rustle some Seadogs inta defendin his sorry hide wit a pirate raid.

Even Blackhawk had defense council, in tha bold William Fly, who to his everlasting credit stood up agin tha baying mob.

I suggests we gits oursels a noble pirate, which rools meself out, ta state tha case fer Dutchies defens. Witout a defence dis here trial aint nuffin but a lynchin, not dat I is agin lynchin ye hear, or keelhaulin, or rippin tha guts outa people, or tarrin an a featherin. But afore we pronounces sentens on tha swab lets hear frem someone puttin a case fer long benavery.

Speak up now or Dutchie is a dead man.

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Captain Black Mark
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From:Beached in Bucks, England
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 04-25-2001 11:52 AM

Hey. look at ben's new boat. 'E can fit everythin' but 'is ego in 'er, an' she ain't no bigger'n an eyelash

So, what's the general concensus on the sentencin' then? Maroonin' on SD does seem a bit 'arsh on the poor ol' Seadogs. Mebbe 'e could be sentenced te 'alf a dozen punishments te run consecutively?

Edit - Pikey, 'twould be more interestin' if'n some daft get would defend 'im, or if'n 'e defended 'imself. 'E mus' be aware o' whats goin' on, from the SD post linked above. I even extended 'is deadline. But I's quite willin' te wait fer as long as it takes.

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Mr Incognito
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From:Me Flagship - The Grim Reaper
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posted 04-25-2001 12:08 PM

Thars only one man dat can save Avery from da gallows - an' dat be none other than Tortuga's scurviest, most corrupt, and drunken bastid. He's a lawyer ta boot.

Dave E. Jones, where ye at matey? Tortuga needs yer wisdom in this 'ere matter!

Captain Black Mark
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From:Beached in Bucks, England
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 04-25-2001 12:21 PM

Do ye think ben could AFFORD Dave E Jones? Or mebbe Dave E would do it fer the love o' justice? Corruption don't come cheap, ye knows

Capn. Greenbeard
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From:Nova Albion
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 04-25-2001 03:34 PM

This entire thread has me ROTF, TOL, LMFAO!!!

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Capn. Greenbeard
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Cap'n Blackeye
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From:Barking Pumpkin, near Tortuga
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 04-25-2001 08:13 PM

I sez, leave 'em marooned on the Seed Hogs forum! His psycho babble will fit right in over there!

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